Quotes from 2009

Just came across these and was laughing too hard not to share!



"You're not a one man woman, you're a no man woman!" -Oroville to Katrina

"You do want to go to heaven, don't you?"
"Don't you know you want to know Jesus as your Savior?" -Bev Blades, when giving an invitation for a skit

"Lydia is a strong person. She can be intimidating. Especially to me." -Jonathan Lee

"Return those to the chicken." -Sue Spillman

"Come get your little self over here." -Denise Arzon

"Heaven...just like God, sin can't be there either." -Stephanie Arzon

"I need you to stare at the tree and close your eyes." -Adam Luber

"How do you kiss with cowboy hats on? Like this...?" -Jesse Anne Sloan
"Jesse, not in front of the kids!" -Katrina Eliante

"Chocolate is the greatest motivator." -Lydia Takeoka

"I wanted to say goodbye, because I know that if you all wake up tomorrow and I'm not here, you'll all think the rapture hapened." -Jesse Anne Sloan

"Rudimentary, my dear Watson." -Elizabeth Takeoka

"...and the geeks want whatever it is they want...I haven't figured it out yet." -Katrina Eliante

"If they come up to us, send them to me and Becca." -Lydia Takeoka

"Boom! Crash! Rrrr!" -Marissa Lee
"Thunder was crashing and lightening was bolting." -Marissa Lee

"Use the microphone. We can't hear!" -Dennis Colby
"Put in your hearing aid!" -Linda Rich

"God...I ask you to put a hedge of thorns around Macau." -Ben McKenzie

"A missionary is someone who tells Jesus about others." -Davey Herron

"Purple is emo! Purple is kool! Purple is awsome!" -Adam Luber

"Can I have that [candy] wrapper?...I needed something to put my gum in." -Jonathan Lee

"What is the worst thing you have done?" -Adam Luber

"She went to get the place mats for them to sleep on." -Adam Luber
"There's so many mats--place mats, regular mats..." -Adam Luber

"A foot cut my..." -Adam Luber

"My brain choked this morning." -Caleb Townley

"These are my sneaky shoes." -Lydia Takeoka

"When in doubt, be like me." -Katrina Eliante

"Who needs movies? We can quote ourselves." -Katrina Eliante

"I'm going to tell you a story that happens in a place called Ti-Fam." -Adam Luber

"He told them they were crap and everything." -Adam Luber

"They're not written in bulletproof form." -Jesse Sloan

"Well, he's a winner. Not a keeper, but a winner." -Jesse Sloan

"I'm laughing so hard because you're saying what other people say when they are joking but you're freaking serious!" -Jesse Anne Sloan