Quotes from 2009
Just came across these and was laughing too hard not to share!
"You're not a one man woman, you're a no man woman!" -Oroville to Katrina
"You do want to go to heaven, don't you?"
"Don't you know you want to know Jesus as your Savior?" -Bev Blades, when giving an invitation for a skit
"Lydia is a strong person. She can be intimidating. Especially to me." -Jonathan Lee
"Return those to the chicken." -Sue Spillman
"Come get your little self over here." -Denise Arzon
"Heaven...just like God, sin can't be there either." -Stephanie Arzon
"I need you to stare at the tree and close your eyes." -Adam Luber
"How do you kiss with cowboy hats on? Like this...?" -Jesse Anne Sloan
"Jesse, not in front of the kids!" -Katrina Eliante
"Chocolate is the greatest motivator." -Lydia Takeoka
"I wanted to say goodbye, because I know that if you all wake up tomorrow and I'm not here, you'll all think the rapture hapened." -Jesse Anne Sloan
"Rudimentary, my dear Watson." -Elizabeth Takeoka
"...and the geeks want whatever it is they want...I haven't figured it out yet." -Katrina Eliante
"If they come up to us, send them to me and Becca." -Lydia Takeoka
"Boom! Crash! Rrrr!" -Marissa Lee
"Thunder was crashing and lightening was bolting." -Marissa Lee
"Use the microphone. We can't hear!" -Dennis Colby
"Put in your hearing aid!" -Linda Rich
"God...I ask you to put a hedge of thorns around Macau." -Ben McKenzie
"A missionary is someone who tells Jesus about others." -Davey Herron
"Purple is emo! Purple is kool! Purple is awsome!" -Adam Luber
"Can I have that [candy] wrapper?...I needed something to put my gum in." -Jonathan Lee
"What is the worst thing you have done?" -Adam Luber
"She went to get the place mats for them to sleep on." -Adam Luber
"There's so many mats--place mats, regular mats..." -Adam Luber
"A foot cut my..." -Adam Luber
"My brain choked this morning." -Caleb Townley
"These are my sneaky shoes." -Lydia Takeoka
"When in doubt, be like me." -Katrina Eliante
"Who needs movies? We can quote ourselves." -Katrina Eliante
"I'm going to tell you a story that happens in a place called Ti-Fam." -Adam Luber
"He told them they were crap and everything." -Adam Luber
"They're not written in bulletproof form." -Jesse Sloan
"Well, he's a winner. Not a keeper, but a winner." -Jesse Sloan
"I'm laughing so hard because you're saying what other people say when they are joking but you're freaking serious!" -Jesse Anne Sloan
