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Quotes from 2008

Some of these might not make sense unless you were there, but some of the staff and I had a good time laughing and collecting these quotes. If you have more to add to the list, please leave them in the comments or send them through email!

"By 'go' she means 'come.'"

"It starts with an Iwo and ends with a Jima!"

"Dance, dance, revolution..." -Molly, during Skit & Talent Night

"What? I heard you the third time." -Nathanael Low, during Skit & Talent Night

Teacher: where is China?
Student: isn't it in Asia?
Teacher: no

Student: what's UV light?
Teacher: I said UV rays

Student: where's China?
Teacher: it's on the globe

"Ok, those of you in Washington..." -Katrina Eliante, to the people to the northeast of her in cabin devotions

"You may think this sounds weird, and I realize that it is crazy..." -Derrick Pack

"Sorry, technical difficulties." -missions student appologizing for a torn homework assignment

"Davey, do you think we're gonna have kids?" -Maria

"You remember 'no purple'? Well, you can think of the Jews as red and the Samaritans as blue...no purple." -Andrew Khang

"I'm afraid of Jesse." -Daniel Herron

"Ditches!" -Lydia Takeoka

"You don't get it? It's a joke. Obama?" -Katrina Eliante, quoting a would-be-suitor

"When the rowing gets tough, the tough get rowing." -Jesse Sloan, quoting a student from 5 years ago

"I'm gonna read you something so crazy that you might not understand it." -Hannah Ramey

"This is the last of the twelve questions." -Daniel Yeh

Teacher: what makes you afraid?
Student: purple

"Oh yeah, a storm, that's right!" -Daniel Yeh

"The marker is mightier than the pen." -Daniel Yeh

"And this Bible verse comes from the Bible." -Daniel Yeh